Everywhere I go
I carry this hard-on for you
The good kind
Not the mean spirited hard-on
With an attitude
Hoping to deliver this package
In the best possible shape…
I do dust and polish
Just to keep it newish looking
And just to make sure
It’s delivered in good working order
Oh it’s returnable
But really looking for a warm home
My belief is
Once my hard-on is prized
The mean spirited one
Will develop a new spirit
And work together with Yin
They will combine forces
To take care of you
In new and interesting ways
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